benwalkerwyatt:

jodiesfoster:

why are girls who like girls so into aliens it’s a conspiracy

its because of gillian anderson probably

(Source: jodiefoster, via yungalien)

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vealot:

doctor: i’m sorry to tell you but your condition is chronic

me: you sellin chronic? 👀

doctor: please sir, you are really sick

me: haha thanks dude

(Source: vealot-deactivated201701, via trust)

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